If you clicked on the amenities button, your expectations are already too high. You're not gonna find a stocked fridge in your room, french milled soap, nor anyone who can even spell concierge. But we do have a couple of nice perks:
Big soft mattresses. All rooms feature visco-elastic foam mattresses - some of the only such mattresses in the country. We know because we had to make them ourselves. Beds are 2 meters (6 feet 6 inches) long, so tall guys don't fall off.
Hammocks. Your room will have private hammocks if you want space, plus more in public areas when you're ready to mingle.
Ladder. Yup, you get your own ladder to get to the sleeping area of you hut. Betcha can't find a room at the Ritz that has its own ladder. We spared no expense for you.
Showers and flush toilets. We have our own well with naturally heated water. If nothing else, you'll be clean. And we believe all the sciences pale in comparison to indoor plumbing. Toilets and showers are in a shared space.
